Monique’s & mine story :D
; = me & : = monique
; once upon a time
: there was a nasty old witch who lived in alfs rape dungeon
; & she was kinky for dwarfs
: that was a weird habbit of hers for going for dwarfs :0
; she didn’t like anything else but dwarfs, she was a bit weird & she scared all the children in the forest
: on the 11 of november 2011 she made a wish because she got sick of going out with dwarfs and 1,000 hot frothable tall men were out side her door at 11:11pm
; she was shocked that her wish came true & she started to believe in god & became a christian & married ned flanders & they moved to the country & died of old age :)
